benefits of getting married

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assignedto the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Thoughinitially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two weretired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in thelower.

At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,saying, "Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach intothe closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't wepretend that we're married?""Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.

"Good," she replies. "Get up and get your own damn blanket."